About

I’m just a guy that has had it with being treated like shit by Chase Bank.

As the owner of this site, I recently received this threatening letter from JP Morgan Chase. So I guess I need to point out that we are in no way affiliated with JP Morgan Chase Manhattan Bank of New York aka Bank One aka Bear Stearns aka NBD aka Manufacturers Hanover aka Washington Mutual (or any other past, present or future members of this banking conglomerate). I shouldn’t have to point this out, since this site is called “Chase Sucks” for a reason. But for some reason, those greedy fucks seem to think this little website poses some kind of a threat, and might possibly mislead visitors in to thinking the ads on this site represent them or their products, rather than just my meager attempts to offset the costs of running this site.

They’ll probably sue me since I refuse to take this site down. I’m OK with that. In fact, I can file my own motions and represent myself in court if needed, so I look forward to draining them of their time and money. It’s the least i can do.

6 thoughts on “About”

Jim July 22, 2011 at 4:08 pm

As another person (small business) that has come to realize Chase really does suck. I say keep up the good work. They really should be locked up for some of thier dirty dealings.

spencer March 26, 2012 at 11:43 pm

great work! I recently received a call from Chase inviting me to the opening party of one of their branches in San Francisco. I politely said, “no thanks; even though I have a small checking account with you for convenience, i very much dislike your institution and unethical practices”. The lady asked me if there was anything she could do to change my mind about Chase. I said, “well, how about stop investing in the weapons industry, manipulating free markets, etc, and being transparent about what you do with people’s money” — to make a long story short, the lady scheduled me for an appointment with the branch manager to “help improve your perception of Chase”. I giggled and accepted her invitation, telling her that during the meeting i would try to convince them out of their jobs at Chase as much as they’ll probably try to sell me something. Question for you: do you have a set of credible articles/documents that you could email me which I could then print out and distribute in the new branch to employees and customers alike summarizing the unethical practices and scandals that Chase has been on since its creation? Thank you!

sean vine April 11, 2012 at 7:41 pm

Great site. Thank you! There is comfort in knowing you’re not alone. I’m a small business owner in Michigan. That’s one strike against me right there. I have a ten year + history with this bank. I’ve payed off construction loans, home equity lines of credit, Chase credit cards, and I have two two businesses on a note with Chase, all payments made on time. The thanks I get? A club upside my head. I recently went through a loan renewal. The bank lost the title work to one of my locations. That cost me close to 1000 to fix. Then, instead of the typical 15 year amortization, they put me on a ten year payoff on a floating rate staring at 4.8 above libor, which immediately jacks my payment up 400 a month. For the final kick in the teeth, I was told before closing by my business banker that I wouldn’t have to pay any closing costs. He would cover them. I sit down at closing, he asks, “So, how do you want to handle the 1365.00?” I said, “You said you’d cover it.” He then said that his superiors wouldn’t allow it. Chase, fuck you. Their motto should be, “Fuck you…pay us.” They are the new mafia. Loan sharks. They’d rather see you fail, and take your property, instead of making deals that actually work for you and the bank.

admin Post authorApril 12, 2012 at 10:06 am

Greetings from a fellow Michigander! Yeah that sounds about right – a legal mafia. The things they get away would be illegal if done by a small business owner.